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Posted on 1st Oct at 7:21 AM, with 397 notes
Anonymous asked: Slut

officialunitedstates:

just because I post a lot of selfies doesn’t mean you have the right to send this to me

Posted on 1st Oct at 6:52 AM, with 364 notes
Anonymous asked: Hey, I'd like to have your train post on queue for everyday also. How can I do that?

officialunitedstates:

Thanks for participating in the Look There’s a Train Movement.  Here’s how to get started:

If you don’t normally use your queue, set up your queue so that it posts once per day between 12 am and 12 am.  This will force the post to be reblogged at noon.  Put the post how ever many times into your queue that you want days for it to be posted.

If you do normally use your queue, you will have to manually schedule each post to post at noon on Sunday, then noon on Monday, and etc.

Thanks for your interest in the Look There’s a Train Movement!

Best wishes,

Officialunitedstates Industries

Posted on 1st Oct at 6:22 AM, with 1,118 notes
Anonymous asked: *slides you $100* stop reblogging the train post

officialunitedstates:

*takes your money and uses it to fund the train post reblogging program even harder*

Posted on 1st Oct at 5:53 AM, with 508 notes

officialunitedstates:

whys everyone gotta shake hands so much in college

Posted on 1st Oct at 5:23 AM, with 1,723 notes
business college

officialunitedstates:

me:  *holds open door for guy behind me*

him:  hello let me shake your hand for that and introduce myself so i can network with you because we are in business college. here is my business card

Posted on 1st Oct at 4:54 AM, with 15,562 notes
officialunitedstates:

"Look out at this sand.  If you shield your eyes from the horizon, your sense of perception is completely destroyed.  Is this sand ten feet away or miles away?" she asked me, still staring out into the dunes.
"I don’t know… I can’t tell."
"That’s right.  For all you know, it could be infinite.  With each step you take, each passing second of travel, you have no way to knowing how far you have gone, or how far you have to go."
I looked over to her.  She was still staring at the sea of sand, mesmerized with the complexity of something so simple.  I suppose I was too.
"Date a girl who reads books," she said, briefly taking her eyes off the sand to glance at me. 
"What’s that?" I asked, not quite understanding her.
"Date a girl who reads books.  For her, the world of books is as infinite as this sand." 
She picked some up and let it sift through her fingers.  I watched as the grains slid quietly off of her hand and back into their pasture. 
"Hey, do we have any water left?" I motioned at the backpack, a bit parched from the summer heat.
"No we’re all out," she said calmly, "The sand is our water.  Let us drink from it together."
"What the hell," I said.
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officialunitedstates:

"Look out at this sand.  If you shield your eyes from the horizon, your sense of perception is completely destroyed.  Is this sand ten feet away or miles away?" she asked me, still staring out into the dunes.

"I don’t know… I can’t tell."

"That’s right.  For all you know, it could be infinite.  With each step you take, each passing second of travel, you have no way to knowing how far you have gone, or how far you have to go."

I looked over to her.  She was still staring at the sea of sand, mesmerized with the complexity of something so simple.  I suppose I was too.

"Date a girl who reads books," she said, briefly taking her eyes off the sand to glance at me. 

"What’s that?" I asked, not quite understanding her.

"Date a girl who reads books.  For her, the world of books is as infinite as this sand." 

She picked some up and let it sift through her fingers.  I watched as the grains slid quietly off of her hand and back into their pasture. 

"Hey, do we have any water left?" I motioned at the backpack, a bit parched from the summer heat.

"No we’re all out," she said calmly, "The sand is our water.  Let us drink from it together."

"What the hell," I said.

Posted on 1st Oct at 3:26 AM, with 142,976 notes

dauragon:

God I hope this is the only jpg in existence 23,000 years into the future. 

Posted on 1st Oct at 2:27 AM, with 30,525 notes
"Fuck You Mean"
Black Proverb. Meaning excuse me, I’m sorry I’m lost can you explain yourself (via sagaasad)
Posted on 1st Oct at 1:58 AM, with 150,050 notes

meerca:

true bravery is reblogging a noteless textpost

Posted on 1st Oct at 1:28 AM, with 116,546 notes
jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?
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jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

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